Email of the day

This is my friend asking how a date went.

Ok, so if you are playing for the Rockies. Which of these pertains to your time at bat?
1. Went to first base
2. Went to second base
3. Went to third base
4. Hit a home run
5. Struck out
6. Ran into some tall grass on the infield
7. There was no use of oral communication so you had to rely on hand signals
8. You broke your bat and it was repaired at a sports shop in LoDo
9. There was no grass in the infield so you played in the mud instead
10. It was fireworks Friday and you gave away unlimited hotdogs!