Stage (from last night at the comedy club)
Some dumb chick: I’m on the stage guys!!
Me: That’s nice, get off.
Some dumb chick: I am the first act.
Me: There’s no pole, and this crowd doesn’t seem like the type to give money to charity
Some dumb chick: That was a dick thing to say, your shirt is a little too gay.
Reblogged because I hope this is true.
100% truth
